It Can't Be True!
Ernie hadn't paid his rent for five years, and he also owed for a five-year laundry bill, but this didn't deter him from cooking ham and eggs over the gas jet and also making eyes at the lan... Read allErnie hadn't paid his rent for five years, and he also owed for a five-year laundry bill, but this didn't deter him from cooking ham and eggs over the gas jet and also making eyes at the landlord's daughter. He might have gotten away with this clandestine cuisine, but the landlor... Read allErnie hadn't paid his rent for five years, and he also owed for a five-year laundry bill, but this didn't deter him from cooking ham and eggs over the gas jet and also making eyes at the landlord's daughter. He might have gotten away with this clandestine cuisine, but the landlord had the nose of a Siberian meat hound, and one unlucky morning he smelled Ernie's breakf... Read all