Good Morning, Miami (2002–2004)

Suzanne Pleshette: Claire Arnold

Quotes 

• Jake Silver : Do you not know what boinking is?

  Claire : Yes, it's what you aren't doing.

• Claire : Jake, I need you to sign my paycheck.

  Jake Silver : Claire, this is my paycheck.

  Claire : You sound just like that bitchy teller.

• [Claire sees a poster of herself and cannot believe how old she looks] 

  Claire : [pointing to her moles and age-spots]  Look what those butchers did to me.

  Jake : Those "butchers"? You mean, "Time and Vodka"?

• Claire : Trust me. I have the wisdom of a woman twice my age.

  Jake : That means nothing, you claim to be a woman half your age. So your saying you have the wisdom of a woman your age.

  Claire : Thats right, thirty-nine.

• [Jake is smelling pillows on which Dylan sat, after she left] 

  Claire : You are smelling pillows?

  Jake Silver : I can stop anytime I want!