- [first lines]
- Narrator: Down a lonely street, a courageous policeman trails a desperate character ready to shoot it out. In a nearby window, another menace stealthily points at the approaching officer.
- [a gun is seen poking out from behind a blind]
- Narrator: Down here still further, danger threatens.
- [a man pops up out of a sewer grate]
- Narrator: . And now for the shooting! But relax my friends, this shooting's harmless - it's just the candid camera urge.
- [everyone pulls out cameras instead of the anticipated guns]
- Narrator: When it gets you, nothing else seems to matter very much.