The Blair Thumb (2002 Video)

Megan Cavanagh: Stressy

Quotes 

• [Day after shark attack] 

  Stressy : Maybe it wasn't a shark.

  Jish : What?

  Vic : Well then, what was it?

  Jish : It was a shark!

  Stressy : Maybe it was a deer or something.

  Vic : I hate to break it to you, but deers don't have dorsal fins, okay? Deers don't have frickin' razor-sharp teeth, okay?

• Frankenthumb : I sorry. I got bad brain. Not help it.

  Vic : What did you do to Jish?

  Frankenthumb : Oh. He got broken up a little bit.

  Vic : Um sir, can we go?

  Frankenthumb : No. I monster, must kill. We party first?

  Vic : ...Um okay.

  Stressy : Sure.

• Stressy : I am so scared right now! This is all my fault. I'm so alone. I just want to apologize to Jish's mom. Jish is dismembered and everything. And to Vic's mom. Vic is really freaked out right now. I love you Mom and Dad... and Ricky Martin. I'm scared to close my eyes! I'm scared to open them! I'm scared to squint. I'm scared to cross them. Maybe I could cross them.

  [crosses her eyes] 

• Stressy : It's dark, it's abandoned, it's spooky - let's go inside!

• Vic : So, so what's your names?

  Jish : This is Stressy, and I'm Jish.

  Vic : "Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?"

  Jish : It's just a name, dude.

  Stressy : So is Vic short for Victor?

  Vic : No, Victim. My dad was bludgeoned to death!

  Jish : [Looks horrified] 

  Stressy : Sorry, dude...

  Vic : [laughs]