Bad Santa (2003)

Bryan Callen: Miami Bartender

Quotes 

• Miami Bartender : Hey, asshole. How many times I gotta tell you, get out from behind my bar! Put the drink down right now. Put the drink down right now!

  Willie : [gulps drink down]  Fuck you.

  Miami Bartender : Fuck me?

  [lunges at Willie; they fight] 

  Willie : Ow!

  [Willie is thrown over the bar; He recovers and chucks a glass at the bartender] 

  Willie : Fuck you!

  Miami Bartender : Fucking prick.

  Willie : Asshole!

  Miami Bartender : Get the fuck out of here right now!

• [Cut to Willie behind bar cutting limes, presumably working as a bartender] 

  Miami Bartender : Hey! Asshole! How many times I gotta tell you? Get out from behind my bar!

  [Willie starts downing a glass of vodka] 

  Miami Bartender : Put the drink down right now! PUT THE DRINK DOWN RIGHT NOW!

  Willie : Ah! Fuck you.

  Miami Bartender : Oh fuck me?

  [grabs Willie, throws him over bar] 

  Willie : [Throws full bottle of vodka, runs away, then turns]  Aa-asshole!

  Miami Bartender : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!