The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Clayton Snyder: Ethan
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Quotes
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Miss Ungermeyer : Mr. Craft, have you even started on your summer reading list?
Ethan : I finished it.
Miss Ungermeyer : You read eleven books?
Ethan : I mean I read the list!
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Ethan : When are we going to eat spaghetti?
Kate : Its like nine in the morning.
Ethan : So what? You've never had spaghetti for breakfast before?
Kate : I don't eat carbs!
Ethan : So I suppose you've never had a spaghetti sandwich before?
Kate : This experience is so totally wasted on you...
Miss Ungermeyer : Craft! Sanders! Seperate!
Kate : Oh, we did! And thank god!
Miss Ungermeyer : Ok, let's try something at your education level and take a ten minute shopping break while I choke down an espresso.
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Miss Ungermeyer : You tell us where Lizzie is or this deck is gonna catch some serious air!
Ethan : Well it's possible that she's at the Italian Music Video Awards doubling for the Italian pop star Isabella who's like totally her twin.
[pause]
Ethan : Why does everyone always look at me like that?
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Miss Ungermeyer : Gordon, you having a problem?
Gordo : No, no... I-I just... I'm starting to agree with Ethan. I-I think we need to eat more spaghetti.
Ethan : You're the man!
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Ethan : The sting.
Gordo : What sting?
Ethan : You want a little mano a mano?
Gordo : See, this is one of the reasons that me and you aren't friends. 'Cause I-I never have any idea what you're talking about.
Ethan : Ya, see. Some dudes get the approach. Others, the sting. That Italian dude? He's big-time approach.
Gordo : I actually feel my brain turning into goo.
Ethan : Embrace the sting. That's what you're vibin' here from Lizzie.
Gordo : Wait a minute. Now, you actually think that I'm jealous of Paolo.
Ethan : Word.
Gordo : [chuckling] Oh, no. No, see, that would mean that I like Lizzie as more than a friend.
Ethan : See? What do you mean you and I have trouble communicating, bro?
Gordo : [annoyed] You're wrong, man!
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Miss Ungermeyer : Room assignments: David Gordon, you'll be rooming with Ethan Craft. You'll be in room 103.
Ethan : Are those English or Italian numbers?
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[Gordo has just sacrificed himself to save Lizzie's dignity, and now he is taking an elevator]
Ethan : Love lifts us up where we belong.
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Miss Ungermeyer : Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
Ethan : Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.
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Ethan : [to Lizzie and Gordo] We're going to the land where they invented spaghetti!