Jersey Girl (2004)

George Carlin: Bart Trinke

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• Ollie : Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?

  Bart : Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.

• Bart : If Gertie could see the shit you've been pulling.

  Ollie : Gertie can't see anything, Dad. She's dead.

  Bart : That's right, she is. But you ain't. And neither is that kid.

• Ollie : [having been invited to the bar with Gertrude and Bart]  No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean?

  Bart : Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off.

  Ollie : That 'juice' is called grease, Dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries.

  Bart : It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him.

• Bart : Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.

  Greenie : You gettin' a dog?

• Bart : You know, you really had me scared for a moment there.

  Ollie : Awww, who knew. All these years you were nursing a little stage fright!

  Bart : Not that, smart-ass.

• Bart : Try acting like a father, shit-head.

• Ollie : Pop, I'm home.

  Bart : Yeah, like I give a shit.

  Ollie : You know, thanks a lot, Pop.