- Crop Circle Expert: Crop circles are a not a new phenomenon...
- Richard Madeley - Presenter: [interrupting] You should see the doodles on our phonebook!
- Richard Madeley - Presenter: David Seaman is celebrating his 39th birthday today. His ponytail is 10.
- Richard Madeley - Presenter: [to Rick Parfitt] You show me ONE photo of Fergie having her toe sucked!
- Judy Finnigan - Presenter: The octopus, who was trained for the circus, gradually became more reclusive. He got depressed and committed suicide.
- Richard Madeley - Presenter: Yes, he stabbed himself with his own beak!
- Richard Madeley - Presenter: You know because of the way time works, our last series will only now be reaching the stars...
- Judy Finnigan - Presenter: [interrupting] I'm not remotely interested.