Mystery Science Theater 3000: Shorts (1998 Video)
Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot
Quotes
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[in "Why Study Industrial Arts?"]
Joel Robinson : You know, I like the feel of a board moving moving slowly against the cutter...
Mike Nelson : Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.
Joel Robinson : I like the smell of fresh wood chips and saw dust...
Crow T. Robot : I put them in my underwear... uh, oh.
Joel Robinson : The bright glare of a welder...
Tom Servo : I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw.
Joel Robinson : The sharp whine of a power tool...
Mike Nelson : The piercing scream of a freshman.
Joel Robinson : Or the dull tap-tap of tools on leather.
Tom Servo : Tap, tap tap, I keep Popular Mechanix under my mattress! Ha ha ha!
Joel Robinson : A saw...
Crow T. Robot : Building a chafe with no pants... uh, oh.
Joel Robinson : A wrench...
Mike Nelson : Let it go, man! Shop class was a long time ago. It's *over*!
Joel Robinson : A plane...
Tom Servo : These tools are my friends!
Joel Robinson : Or a chisel.
Crow T. Robot : What about *girls*, young man, *girls*?
Tom Servo : Nope. Chisels.