- DK Rap Performance: [Rapping] Here, here, here we go, so they're finally here, performing for you, if you know the words, you can join in too, Put your hands together, if you want to clap, as we take you through, this monkey rap!
- DK Rap Performance: He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, Ow! it's gonna hurt! DK, Donkey Kong, DK, Donkey Kong is here! he's the first member of the DK crew! DK, Donkey Kong! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong is here!
- DK Rap Performance: This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, she can shrink in size, to suit her mood, she's quick and nimble when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees! If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong! Huh! DK, Donkey Kong!
- DK Rap Performance: Has no style, has no grace, this Kong has a funny face, he can handstand when he needs to, and stretch his arms out, just for you, inflate himself just like a balloon, this crazy Kong just digs this tune! DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong is here!
- DK Rap Performance: He's back again and about time too, and this time he's in the mood, he can fly real high with his jetpack on, with his pistols out, he's one tough Kong! He'll make you smile when he plays his tune, but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you! DK, Donkey Kong! DK, Donkey Kong!
- DK Rap Performance: Finally, he's here for you, it's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Kremling cry out for mummy, can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze, he may move slow, he can't jump high, but this Kong's one heck of a guy!
- DK Rap Performance: C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge! Walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells. Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells! Ahh yeah!
- Slippy Toad: Use the B button and the Control Stick combos for special moves!
- Peppy Hare: Press Up, X, or Y to jump!
- Falco Lombardi: What? You're just now explaining the controls?
- Slippy Toad: Wow! I almost feel like going for a swim!
- Falco Lombardi: You swim in the ocean too?
- Slippy Toad: Don't make fun of me, birdbrain!
- Peppy Hare: Ahh, to be young again...
- Peppy Hare: Fox! Be careful! I have a bad feeling about this.
- Slippy Toad: What? Everything's fine - I'm here!
- Falco Lombardi: That's what worries me the most...
- Falco Lombardi: Behind you, Fox! Stay alert!
- Peppy Hare: Just don't give up! Trust your senses.
- Slippy Toad: Come on, Fox!
- Peppy Hare: Look out, Slippy! Enemies behind you!
- Slippy Toad: Fox! I think someone's on my tail!
- Fox McCloud: Get out of there, Slippy!
- Slippy Toad: Thanks, Fox! I thought I was done for!
- Peppy Hare: Falco! Don't let them get you!
- Slippy Toad: This has gotten interesting! I'm on the edge of my seat!
- Fox McCloud: Calm down! This is where the real battle begins!
- Slippy Toad: Hold the A button to charge up shots!
- Peppy Hare: Cut your way through with a boost!
- Fox McCloud: Aren't you guys thinking of something else?
- Fox McCloud: All ships report in!
- Slippy Toad: This is Slippy! I'm all right! I'm all right!
- Peppy Hare: Peppy here! I'm a little shaken, but I'm OK. Sorry... I've always wanted to say that.