- Dave Hughes: Sometimes my thoughts don't happen good.
- Akmal Saleh: People don't give a rats about rats. In fact, you can buy rat poison at the supermarket at nobody complains. But if you go down to the supermarket and ask for kitten poison, they give you the weirdest looks.
- Rhys Muldoon: I trust Amanda Vanstone. I trust, that if I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I trust that she'd eat the chicken. I then trust she'd launch a national enquiry into who ate the chicken!
- Dave Hughes: [referring to the bunny ears he's putting on] Do the pink bits go at the front?
- Corinne Grant: Yes, Dave. Like all things in life, the pink bits go at the front.
- Liz Ellis: [referring to the 'trust' poll] I can't believe Jeanette Howard came in front of John. You see, as much as I don't trust John Howard, I would never trust anyone who'd sleep with John Howard!
- Wil Anderson: *Ahem!* That's why I don't trust George Bush!