- [end of level cutscene]
- Harold Cartwright: Listen, right. We're looking for a lad who can do his stuff. I've heard you're a bit tasty. No messing around or you'll get a slap. Remember, I'm the monkey and you're the cheese grater. So no messing around.
- [end of level cutscene]
- Jack Parkinson: Just a little bit pleased with yourself, ain't ya? And rightly so, rightly so. You're on the way to being a big face in this filthy cesspit. You done me a few favours so I'm going to do you a very big favour. You're with you now and the Crisp twins are getting on a bit. In a few years, I'll be taking over the whole bread basket and if you've got that special something, you can too. Now stop loafing around and get to work.
- [end of level cutscene]
- Albert Crisp: Alright, my boy. Pretty little thing, ain't you? And we want to keep you like that. Things have been getting out of hand and we need you to mend a few broken pipes. Fix a few ungrateful little gits. Or Archie'll lose his temper and nobody'll be happy.
- [end of level cutscene]
- Albert Crisp: [the Crisp twins' car has just been blown up with them in it] Gordon Bennett, that was some firework. Look... there must have some mistake, flower. Well, look... just so you don't come at us with a bleeding A-bomb next time, we're getting out of here. Archie's off to Devon and I'm leaving the country. Heading for Thailand, actually. Very posh.