- The Mountie: [police are dragging Mountie through the prison] You can't do this to me!, You can't, No, No, you can't do that!
- New York Police Officer: Give me your finger!
- [to take his finger prints]
- The Mountie: You can't do this to me! You want the finger? There's the finger!
- [sticks his finger up at the police man]
- The Mountie: You guys think you're tough guys? Gimme my shock stick! Why don't you get... Hey! No! No! You're not taking my picture! Nooo! You're not taking... You're not taking my picture!
- [puts his head down and hids his face behind his hands]
- New York Police Officer: So, I guess The Boss Man kicked your butt, huh?
- The Mountie: [suddenly looks up] What'd you...
- [they take his picture]
- The Mountie: Nooo! You don't take that picture! No!
- Gay male in prison: Hi!
- The Mountie: Oh, my God!
- Gay male in prison: Don't you just love the way leather feels against your body?
- The Mountie: Let me outta here! Let me outta here!
- Bobby Heenan: [Jerry Saggs smashes a tray with water in it over Hawk] I bet yer that's the first bath he's had in ages!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Will you stop!
- The Mountie: [as he's being booked] You can't do this to me! You can't do this to me! Ow! You're hurting my arms! You're hurting my arms! Jimmy Hart! Lemme go! You buncha... Lemme go! Ow! Let me go! I'm a...
- [suddenly calms down]
- The Mountie: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me go. I'll walk. I'll walk. You win. You win, I'll walk.
- [the cops let him walk]
- The Mountie: Let me walk, you're hurting m...
- [turns to run, but the cops quickly intercept him]
- The Mountie: Let me outta here! I'm allowed a phone call! I'm an international law enforcement officer!
- Bobby Heenan: I can't wait to see what kind of blue light special Elizabeth is gonna wear.
- Gorilla Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Hulk Hogan is ready for The Match Made in Hell.
- Bobby Heenan: Oh The wedding is next?
- Gorilla Monsoon: No!
- Bobby Heenan: You said The Match Made in Hell.
- Gorilla Monsoon: That's the Match Made in Heaven!
- Bobby Heenan: Excuse me.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Will you get your act together?
- Bobby Heenan: There is only one law and order in that ring and it's the man in the red shirt
- [the Mountie]
- Roddy Piper: Well I believe it's the man in the blue shirt!
- [Big Bossman]
- Bobby Heenan: [Roddy Piper won't stop calling Heenan 'Boobs'] Monsoon will you tell him to stop calling me Boobs!
- Bobby Heenan: But he can hear you!
- Sean Mooney: [When they watch the Mountie get his picture taken at the jail] Not a picture for the wallet Jimmy Hart
- Jimmy Hart: They can't take pictures of the Mountie like that.
- Bobby Heenan: [after Hearing rumors about Jake "The Snake" Roberts and The Undertaker being in the Building] Jake The Snake and The Undertaker are not on the Card are they?
- Gorilla Monsoon: No They are Not!
- Bobby Heenan: Well Then they are not here.
- Bobby Heenan: I wonder if Bossman's mommy is baking the cake.
- Gorilla Monsoon: Oh you're gonna start again.
- Roddy Piper: [During the The Natural Disasters vs. The Bushwhackers match] It's an old philosophy. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but they don't fall too often.
- Gorilla Monsoon: As long as they don't fall on you.
- Roddy Piper: Agreed!