Lee Evans credited as playing...
Arthur Watson
- [while shooting at a bad guy and frequently missing him]
- Arthur Watson: [yelling] How dare you
- [fires and reloads]
- Arthur Watson: shoot at my
- [fires and reloads]
- Arthur Watson: *wife!*
- Eddie Yang: [Standing next to his corpse] Let me check
- [Lifts the sheet, checks the lower body and lowers the sheet]
- Eddie Yang: It's really me!
- Arthur Watson: Are you sure?
- Eddie Yang: You think I don't recognise my own thing?
- Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe: Watson!
- Arthur Watson: [frustrated] What?
- [collecting himself]
- Arthur Watson: I mean er... what?
- Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe: Anymore nonsense like that and you will be taken of the case and Inspector Yang will be put in charge of it.
- Arthur Watson: [to Eddie] Satisfied? You've only been here 5 minutes!
- [he storms off through a door]
- Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe: Watson... you are in my *filing cabinet*.
- Arthur Watson: [Addressing Hammerstock-Smythe and a group of officers, while Eddie is picking himself up after falling from a roof] See - I told you he wasn't dead!