if you have been bitterly toiling over the dead end task of telling yourself it's all okay;
if you feel most comfortable when surrounded by carping toadies;
if your best argument is to raise your voice to drown out opinions you disagree with;
if you are proud to swallow the pack of prime time lies served up with their delicious theme toons;
if you volunteer for community service in order to pump yourself up by brow-beating the weak;
if you pride yourself on your dogmatic blinkers;
if you take any criticism to be a fearful attack on your infantile narcissistic world;
if you confuse shooting fish in a barrel with a higher spiritual practice;
if you hate anyone who doesn't feel, talk or look the way they're supposed to;
if you live to decorate your rut;
THEN DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM.