- Ty Adams: Do you believe in the devil?
- Nurse Danza: Of course I do, I work for him.
- Ty Adams: All right, well, if you could ask the devil one question, what would it be?
- Nurse Danza: It would be, why do the doctors around here insist on driving me crazier than the patients do?
- Ty Adams: Never mind.
- Nurse Danza: Okay.
- Ty Adams: Sorry.
- Nurse Danza: Fine. I'd ask him why he spends all his time punishing sinners that he's supposed to adore to make a point to a God that he's supposed to despise.
- Delazo: I know you'd rather kill yourself than to admit you were wrong, so let's just say... you owe me.
- Mrs. Ada Barnett: My husband used to say that God works in mysterious ways, while the devil plays in stranger ways.