Boat Trip (2002)
Horatio Sanz: Nick Ragoni
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Quotes
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[finding out he was on a gay cruise]
Nick Ragoni : I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did
[looks around]
Nick Ragoni : NO ONE! SHIT!
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[having found out they're on a gay cruise, Nick is trying to get himself and Jerry off the ship]
Nick Ragoni : Excuse me, how do I get off really fast?
Man on Deck : Try the Hole in One Room.
Nick Ragoni : [to himself] I'm starting to think that's not a real driving range. In fact, I'm CONVINCED OF IT!
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Brian : Hey fuck you pal!
Nick Ragoni : Fuck you back!
Brian : Fuck your mother!
Nick Ragoni : Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!
[Turns to Jerry]
Nick Ragoni : I just lost it there didn't I.
Jerry Robinson : [while nodding] Ya.
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Nick Ragoni : [after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
Man on Deck : Sure, my pleasure.
[pinchs Nick on the butt]
Nick Ragoni : Ow! I didn't say on my ass!
Man on Deck : You didn't *not* say it!
Nick Ragoni : I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!
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Nick Ragoni : How gay can a breakfast buffet be?
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Lloyd Faversham : We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.
Nick Ragoni : [as realization sinks in] I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because it's a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, it's a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!
