Boat Trip (2002)

Roger Moore: Lloyd Faversham

Quotes 

• Lloyd Faversham : Would you like a bite of my sausage?

  [bites sausage] 

  Lloyd Faversham : In England, we call them "bangers".

• [after Nick insults him] 

  Lloyd Faversham : [flirtatiously]  How do you know I love to be humiliated.

• Lloyd Faversham : Well then, you must try the Hole in One room.

  Jerry Robinson : They have an onboard driving range?

  Lloyd Faversham : Some of the men there do swing some very large clubs.

• Lloyd Faversham : You may think of me as simply a hard-partying old queen, but for *your information* I spent 32 years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the *real* Queen. I've been in five different theaters of war, done 490 jumps, 27 of them into hostile territory. I'm what you colonials might call a *bad-assed motherfucker*, who happens to be skilled in the fine art of Japanese flower-arranging!

• Lloyd Faversham : We must get together sometime. Go for a midnight swim. Do whatever feels right. That is what a gay cruise is all about.

  Nick Ragoni : [as realization sinks in]  I see. Did you hear that, Jer? Whatever we feel like, we can do it. Because it's a gay cruise, Jer. Not a bi cruse, it's a gay cruise! Capital G, capital A, capital Y-M-C-A gay cruise!

• Lloyd Faversham : My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.