Scrubs (2001–2010)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

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Quotes 

• Carla : Well?

  Dr. Cox : I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?

  Carla : Are you just gonna roll over like that?

  Jordan : That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.

  Carla : Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?

  Jordan : Again, last night!

  Carla : You've gone soft.

  Jordan : [Gasps]  Okay, now it's getting spooky.

• Ben : I think you've got yourself a Christmas card right there.

  Jordan : Yeah, you're funny. Look, I don't understand why you refuse to put on a hospital gown?

  Ben : [in English accent]  Because I don't like people to see my bum.

  Jordan : So wear underwear.

  Ben : You know how I feel about underwear.

  Jordan : Every girl who came to our house in the mid-eighties knows how you feel about underwear.

  Ben : [laughs]  The sweatpants years.

  J.D. : I don't like that much freedom down there. It makes me tingle in my giblets.

• Jordan : I don't dislike you, I nothing you.

  J.D. : That's special.

• Dr. Cox : Jordan! Get out of bed. We have a wedding to go to.

  Jordan : Perry, Jack is at my mom's, the apartment is empty. It's just you and me... let's take a nap, we'll sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception!

  Dr. Cox : Can we at least have sex?

  Jordan : [puts on sleeping mask]  Do what you have to, don't wake me.

• Jordan : Look, I've seen your type before. You're that girl that convinced herself she wanted to lose her virginity at a frat party while another guy was asleep in the room.

  Elliot : Chas really cared for me.

• [a woman with her son comes over to Dr. Cox and Jordan and starts talking to their son, Jack] 

  Woman : Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls, and too many toys can be overstimulating for an infant, Brantley here was wondering if he could borrow one to play with.

  Dr. Cox : Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was just wondering why the crazy lady who just spent the last hour chain-smoking and talking on her cell phone while her kid ate sand, would come over to two complete strangers and give them parenting advice.

  Jordan : Oh, he also thanked me for not naming him Brantley.

  Dr. Cox : Yeah.

• [to Jordan, about why it's important for them to fight] 

  Dr. Cox : You're a wonderful and passionate person, and that's why I can see myself with you when I'm 70 and you're 65 and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.

  Jordan : My face will never look 40.

• Jordan : [to Cox]  I refuse to be judged by a grown man wearing a hockey jersey. Which reminds me, Jimmies mom called, and if you guys win the big game today, she's gonna take everybody out to Chucky Cheese!

• Dr. Cox : I... I'm sorry. Um... crazy person says what?

  Jordan : [angry]  What?

  Dr. Cox : Atta girl.

  [nods]