- [first lines]
- Professor Owl: Today we're going to the Happiest Place on Earth, so sing along, everyone. We'll have some Disneyland fun! Let's begin on Main Street, just before the Magic Kingdom opens.
- Goofy: [whistles "Whistle While You Work" while sweeping the sidewalk]
- Mickey Mouse: [is cleaning windows when he sees a Minnie figure in the window] Aw, Minnie.
- [laughs]
- White Rabbit: [Mickey is watering the flowers in the shape of his head at the Disneyland entrance] You're late! You're late! For a very important date! It's time to open up the gate. You're late! You're late! You're late!
- Mickey Mouse: [standing with the other costumed characters at the entrance, speaking to the crowds waiting to come in] Good morning, everybody! Welcome to the Magic Kingdom of Disneyland.
- Roger Rabbit: Hey, not so fast! Yikes! Hang on to your hats! P-p-p-please! Slow down! Slow down!
- Children: [everyone is outside the line to the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad] Relax!
- Boy: We're not even on the ride yet.
- Boy: [after the Matterhorn] Hey, where's Roger?
- Chip: I don't know.
- Roger Rabbit: [on Autopia with another child] Now, here's a ride that's just my speed.
- [laughs]
- Kid at park: [with her brother at the Haunted Mansion's gate] Boy, this place is creepy.
- Brother: Yeah.
- Kid at park: [thinking to herself] I wonder what weird things happen here at night.
- [Her imagination shows four dead trees and some Disney villains dancing to "Grim, Grinning Ghosts" on the mansion's front lawn at night]
- Brother: Danielle. Hey, Danielle!
- [taps her on the shoulder]
- Brother: Let's go.
- Mickey Mouse: [when the park is closing and everyone starts to leave] Bye! So long. So long, everybody. Come back real soon!