Snow Dogs (2002)
Ron Small: Arthur
Quotes
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Ted : Arthur?
Arthur : You must be Ted. I've been waiting so long for this. Would you like to come in?
Ted : Of course. Thank you.
Arthur : I was so worried that you wouldn't have the time to see me before you left. I have felt this terrible pain for so long.
Ted : Me, too.
Arthur : So, should I sit on a chair or would you prefer me to lie down?
Ted : Uh, chair's fine.
Arthur : So, it's my left rear molar. Filling fell out a couple of years ago. And now it's purple. And there's this real rotten odor. Maybe it's infected.
Ted : And you're telling me this because...?
Arthur : Aren't you a dentist?
Ted : Aren't you my father?
Arthur : If I say yes, do I get a discount?
Ted : [leaving all angry] Doesn't even look like me.