- The Rock: [sings] Well since Rock's baby left him/He's found a new place to dwell/It's down at the end of Jabronie Drive/At Smackdown Hotel
- Al Snow: [striking Bob Holly on the head with a public payphone] Here, reach out and touch somebody!
- Michael Cole: It takes a certain mentality to be Hardcore champion.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: It takes *no* mentality!
- Michael Cole: What a tremendous opportunity for Bob Holly. He's been Intercontinental champion for a cup of coffee, he spent a cup of coffee as tag team champion, but if he wins the Hardcore title tonight it'll go a long way to erasing the image of 'Sparky Plugg'!
- Michael Cole: Stone Cold bounced McMahon's head off the top of the cage, and the boss fell 20 feet to the floor!
- [McMahon raises his middle fingers when Austin is about to leave the cage]
- Michael Cole: And again, hatred.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: The double bird!
- Michael Cole: Pure hatred driving Mr. McMahon!
- [Austin returns to the cage]
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: NO!
- Ken Shamrock: [Spoken after Shamrock makes a legitimate pinning move on his opponent, Val Venis, and the referee, Billy Gunn, counts to two and then for no apparent reason just stops] What the fuck?