Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Samm Levine: Bruce

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Quotes 

• Richard Vernon : [after giving Mitch detention when mouths off to him]  You want another one?

  Mitch : Yes...

  Richard Vernon : You got it.

  Mitch : Good!

  Richard Vernon : That's another one. You had enough yet?

  Mitch : No!

  Richard Vernon : That's another one.

  Mitch : So?

  Richard Vernon : You just say the word and I'll keep going.

  Mitch : Go!

  Richard Vernon : Eeny meeny miney...?

  Mitch : Mo!

  Richard Vernon : Your mother was a...?

  Mitch : Ho!

  Richard Vernon : He was a famous clown...?

  Mitch : Bobo!

  Ox : Mitch, cut it out!

  [Mitch looks at Ox, Ox mouths "stop!"] 

  Richard Vernon : [to Ox]  That's another one for you.

  Ox : But I was just...

  Richard Vernon : That's another one.

  Bruce : So, that make one more for Ox or for Mitch?

  Richard Vernon : Another.

  Bruce : I confused.

  Richard Vernon : Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm

  [Mitch mouths in unison] 

  Richard Vernon : cracking skulls.

• Mitch : No longer will our penises be flaccid and unused.

  Bruce : No longer we steal grandfather's porn.

  Ox : No longer we will wear blindfolds while jerking each other off.

• [to Chinese guys] 

  Bruce : Catch you later.

  [to two white guys dressed in hip-hop clothing] 

  Bruce : What happenin?

  White Guy : Damn, Shorty, dawg is pretendin to be all Asian, and shit.

  White Guy : That Cracka is white! Can't he see dat yo?

• [during song] 

  Mitch : Getting pussy, no matter what.

  Bruce : Even if it with dirty slut.

  Ox : True love is what I want the most.

  Fat Short Order Cook : I just jerked off in your French toast.

• Bruce : Mitch, girl go pee-pee not something I want to see-see.

  Ox : I agree-gree.

• [Bruce is white, but trying to be Chinese] 

  Bruce : What up my yellow brothers? Chinks inda house!