Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Tia Carrere: Nani
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Quotes
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Nani : You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
[Mr. Bubbles hooks his foot around hers and pulls her away from the dog-door]
Nani : ...Love... and... nurturing...
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Nani : CIA?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Former. Saved the planet once. Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species.
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Nani : Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Nice to meet you.
Lilo : Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : I'm a special classification.
Lilo : Did you ever kill anyone?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
Lilo : I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
Lilo : I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
Lilo : and get disciplined?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Disciplined?
Lilo : Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
Lilo : Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bricks?
Lilo : Uh huh... in a pillow case...
Nani : Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
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Lilo : A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo : Can't you go any faster?
Nani : Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
Lilo : No, it's not!
Nani : Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!
Lilo : You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
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Lilo : We're a broken family, aren't we?
Nani : No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo : We're sisters. It's our job.
Nani : Yeah, well, from now on...
Lilo : I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani : Yeah?
Lilo : [on the verge of tears] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
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Nani : Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo : Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]
Nani : At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo : Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani : And quieter!
Lilo : You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
[Lilo slams her bedroom door]
Nani : [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!
Lilo : I'm already in my room!
[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]
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Lilo : [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?
Nani : He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo : Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
[Nani stops]
Lilo : "Ohana" means family. Family means...
Lilo , Nani : ...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo : Or...?
Nani : ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.
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Pleakley : [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.
[They turn their backs on Nani]
Nani : Where's Lilo?
Jumba : Who?
[Pleakley hits Jumba]
Jumba : What?
Nani : Lilo. My sister.
Jumba : Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...
Nani : Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!
Jumba : [sighs] We know her.
Nani : Bring... her... back.
Pleakley : Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.
Jumba : See, problem is, we're just here for him.
Nani : So she's gone?
Pleakley : Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.
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Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Heard you lost your job.
Nani : Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a ball]
Nani : Hey!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : What is that?
Lilo : That's my puppy.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Really?
[Adjusts neck]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
Nani : Perfectly.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
Lilo : Uh... yes?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : New job. Model citizen.
[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Good day.
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[meeting the social worker after damaging his car]
Nani : Hi... uh... you must be, the, uh...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : The "stupidhead."
Nani : Oh. Ohhhh! Oh, you know, I'm *really* sorry about that, and if I had known who you were, of course I never would've... I can pay for that.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : It's a rental. Are you the guardian in question?
Nani : Yes. I'm Nani, nice to meet you Mr...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bubbles.
Nani : Mr. Bubbles? That's a strange...
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Yes, I know. Are you going to invite me in, Nani?
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Rescue Lady : Oh yes, mm-hmm, all of our dogs are adoptable.
[Lilo walks in with Stitch]
Rescue Lady : Except that one!
Nani : What is that thing?
Rescue Lady : A dog, I think... But it was dead this morning!
Nani : It was dead this morning?
Rescue Lady : Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!
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Lilo : [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.
Nani : [runs to take Lilo] Oh, Lilo.
[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]
Nani : Please don't do this.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You know I have no choice.
Nani : No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You're making this harder than it needs to be.
Nani : But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : [points to the exploded house] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.
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Nani : [talking on the phone] I think it might be a koala... an *evil* koala. I can't even pet it! It keeps *staring* at me, like it's gonna eat me!
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Nani : [to David] You smell like a lawn mower.