The Tribe (1999–2003)

Caleb Ross: Lex

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• Jack : So if I like this girl, not that there is any particular girl, then she'll like me?

  Lex : No, see I look the way I do and you look the way you do. And that's the difference between a lover and a nerd.

• Lex : This is the Chosen we're talking about. If they get to the alarms we're gonna need iron bars not an extra set of bells.

  Kc : Yeah, I can really see them going 'Run run, they've got 2 sets of alarms!

  Lex : Yeah right. 'Oh mighty Zoot, you never warned us about this one!

• Tai-San : Not dancing Lex?

  Lex : Not in the mood.

  Tai-San : "Oh go on, make a girl happy. You want some?

  Lex : I'm not drinking either."

  Tai-San : It's ok it's herbal tonic, good for energy.

  Lex : Ok thanks... augh!

  Tai-San : Of course, it's not to everyone's taste.

  Lex : Well it would be, if I really wanted to vomit.

• Lex : "The problem with women is that they look tough on the outside, and they think they can handle... stuff. But once you win them over, they go all mushy on you like... like one of those self centered chocolates. I mean take Alice... oh I wish someone would take Alice!

• Ryan : Lex, Lex... someone's stolen our money.

  Lex : Well you'd better call the police then quick.

  Ryan : Lex don't be soft, there aren't any police.

  Lex : Mmm, sorry, I forgot our world has crashed.

• Ryan : Where am I?

  Lex : In my bed that's where, and uninvited. This is a strictly invitation only place and an exclusive one at that.

• Lex : KC how old are you?

  Kc : Twelve.

  Lex : Exactly, you're a kid. So go and be a kid... go and, I don't know, go ahead and steal me something.

• Alice : Lex, what's this?

  Lex : It looks like a bottle but, I don't know, I've been wrong before.

• Lex : I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

  Ebony : Embroidery?

• Jack : Science not good enough? Here we've got the technology, but NO! Lex wants potion and spells, from the land of Goblins and Giants!

  Lex : Why you little...

  Jack : Ooh. Is the Zen master gonna lose control?

• Lex : You think if I drink this I'll turn into a monster?

  Bray : Too late Lex.

• Alice : Ryan as a teacher, Lex as market Supervisor, We've really got something going here.

  Lex : Yeah, all we need is a pension scheme and it'll be like the virus never happened.

• Lex : Do you ever get dizzy livin' up on that moral high ground of yours?

• Tai-San : So pretend I'm Alice. What are you going to me?

  Lex : Well... Alice... I've got the hots for...

  Tai-san : Got the hots for?

  Lex : Shouldn't say that?

  Tai-San : No!

  Lex : Okay then if you really want to know... I'm in love with Tai-San!

  Tai-San : Really?

  Lex : I said it didn't I!

• Amber : Look up "pregnancy".

  [Lex laughs] 

  Amber : What?

  Lex : You don't need a laptop to learn about that. All you need's a lap.

• Lex : It was a bad dream. I got caught by a whole pile of Zoot chicks... and then it got a bit better.

• Lex : Have I ever let you down?

  Siva : Lots of times. You want a list?

• Ruby : What are you going to do?

  Lex : I'm going to beat the snot out of Ram!

  Ruby : Look, I've got better things to do than clean blood off a carpet!

• Lex : Just ask Ram to back off. He'll listen to you - you're his favorite.

  Ebony : You flatter me.

  Lex : No. I just know what you're really like.

• Lex : I'd rather take a bath, with a shark!

• Zandra : I feel terrible.

  Lex : You look terrible.

• Lex : Long Live Bray, the humanitarian! Lives saved, souls redeemed, consciences cleared and special rates for FRUITCAKES!

• Lex : Thanks to you, I've lost me girl!

• Lex : Thanks, Ruby.

  Ruby : It's okay. I was going to feed it to the horses, anyway.

  Lex : I mean for saving my life.