- Narrator: All of you stick your hands into the holy asshole and when it lights up you'll have found the one.
- Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
- Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
- Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
- ArmInAss: You really think so sir?
- Sgt. Shaved Balls: [seeing a man and a woman kissing] Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?
- The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?
- Capt. B. Dick: Yes, very attractive.
- ArmInAss: [shouts] You look like a...dream!