- Member of the congregation: Hey everybody. You're not gonna believe this, it's snowing outside. This is amazing, it hasn't snowed in Los Angeles - never.
- Lucy: I don't want to hurt your feelings or anything, but I don't love you. I mean I don't love you at all.
- Ralph: I'm sorry to break up this love-fest, but we have 3 billion gifts to deliver by sunrise... so... speed. this. up.
- Ralph: I don't want to be a nudnik, but I don't think kids are gonna recognize Santa in the polycotton coat here.