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Quotes
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Penny : What are you?
Chuck Barris : Jew.
Penny : Oh, I had one of those once. But he was separatist. He was Ashka Nazi.
Chuck Barris : Ashkenazi.
Penny : Right, Ashka Nazi. I haven't had one of those yet.
Chuck Barris : You're a romantic.
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Penny : Do you want me around or not? Do you even like me?
Chuck Barris : Of course I like you! Penny...
Penny : How much?
Chuck Barris : What?
Penny : I need to know how much you like me.
Chuck Barris : I know what that means! How much? How could I read a person in that way?
Penny : You could if you felt it. If you felt it, it would be easy. You would
[sighs dreamingly]
Penny : just spread your arms as wide as they would go and say: "This much, Penny."
Chuck Barris : Everything... everything is complicated. Nothing is black and white like that.
Penny : [cries] Do you want me around or not? 'Cause if you don't it's okay, just tell me.
Chuck Barris : Hey, hey...
[kisses her]
Chuck Barris : I love you, Penny. In my way. Maybe not that crazy head-over-heels-thing, but what is that anyway? Romantic love, isn't that just an illusion?
Penny : [stops crying] You just said you love me, right?