Finding Nemo (2003)

Andrew Stanton: Crush

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Quotes 

• Crush : 'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."

• [repeated line] 

  Seagulls : Mine.

• Crush : Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.

  Squirt : Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.

  Marlin : It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.

  [to Squirt] 

  Marlin : Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.

• Crush : Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.

• Crush : Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?

  [Marlin wakes up] 

  Crush : Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!

  Marlin : Oh... What happened?

  Crush : Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."

  Marlin : What are you talking about?

  Crush : You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.

  Marlin : Oh, my stomach. Ohh.

  Crush : Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.

  Marlin : So, Mr. Turtle?

  Crush : Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.

  Marlin : Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?

  Crush : [laughing]  Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!

• Seagulls : Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

  [repeatedly] 

  Nigel : Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings!

• Squirt : Whoa! That was so cool! Hey, Dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

  Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

  [they slap fins] 

  Crush : Noggin'.

  [bump heads] 

  Squirt , Crush : Dude!

• Dory : Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.

  [points to Nemo] 

  Nemo : But bigger.

  Crab : Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.

  [Dory holds him out of water for the seagulls to see] 

  Seagulls : Mine?

  Crab : Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!

  Seagulls : Mine? Mine. Mine!

• Marlin : Hey, Crush! Crush, I forgot! How old are you?

  Crush : Hundred and fifty, dude, and still young. Rock on.

• Nigel : [quietly]  Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.

  Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?

  Seagull : Mine?

  Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.

  Marlin : Yeah, right.

  Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.

  Marlin : [shouts and jumps]  That's Nemo!

• [Crush is introducing Marlin to his son] 

  Crush : Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.

• Crush : Okay, first, find an exit buddy.

  [Marlin and Dory grab each other quickly] 

  Crush : Do you have your exit buddy?

• Crush : Alright, we're here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's comin' up, man!

  Marlin : Where? I don't see it.

  Dory : There! I see it! I see it!

  Marlin : You mean the swirling vortex of terror?

  Crush : That's it, dude!

• Crush : [Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents"]  Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.

  Crush : [Scene 5, "The Drop Off"]  Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.

  Crush : [Scene 9, "The Tank Gang"]  *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!

  Crush : [Scene 13, "Fish Impressions"]  Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?

  Crush : [Scene 17, "News Travels"]  News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!

  Crush : [Scene 21, "Inside the Whale"]  Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.

  Crush : [Scene 25, "Darla!"]  Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.

  Crush : [Scene 29, "Reunion"]  Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."

• Marlin : How do you know if they're ready?

  Crush : Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

• Squirt : Sweeeeet.

  Crush : Totally.

• Squirt : Whoa! That was so cool! Hey dad! Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

  Crush : You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin.

  [They slap fins] 

  Crush : Noggin'.

  [bump heads] 

  Crush , Squirt : Dude!

• Crush : RIGHTEOUS. RIGHTEOUS.

• [Squirts falls off the back of another turtle and off the current] 

  Marlin : [freaks out]  Oh, my goodness!

  Crush : Whoa. Kill the motor, dude.