- [first lines; Nintendo 64 version]
- Tony Schiavone: Folks, welcome to WCW Mayhem. Brought to you by Electronic Arts.
- [first lines; PlayStation version]
- Female Announcer: One minute to air.
- Lead Technician: Okay, people. You know the drill. Let's get the show on the road.
- Technician: Ready.
- Female Announcer: Fifty seconds to air.
- Lead Technician: Announcers.
- Technician: We'll need Bobby... go.
- Tony Schiavone: We're live and on the air with all the superstars of W...
- Lead Technician: Okay. Kill it.
- Female Announcer: Forty seconds to air.
- Lead Technician: Alright. Let's fill this place.
- Technician: Going high to the platform. Three. Two. One.
- Female Announcer: Thirty seconds to air.
- Lead Technician: Give me a body.
- Technician: Building frame. Go
- Lead Technician: Make him 6'5. I want a monster.
- Technician: You got it.
- Lead Technician: Alright. Let's make him presentable.
- Technician: The, uh, muscles structure's well. The texture's at 70.
- Female Announcer: Twenty seconds to air.
- Lead Technician: Okay. Let's give him some personality. Give me a 95 aggressiveness.
- Technician: Are you crazy? You know the system's only rigged for...
- Lead Technician: Damn it. Just do it. You hear that crowd. They want a beast and I'm going to give 'em one.
- Tony Schiavone: Folks, you know me and I gotta believe that the St. Valentine's Day Massacre was less gruesome than this match.
- Tony Schiavone: What were they, somebody tell me, what they were thinking about when they put this match together?
- Tony Schiavone: Fans, an absolute mess, I mean an absolute mess of a match. We can only hope for a better one next time.