- Tobias Alcott: Be careful of women who love you just the way you are - it's a sure sign they settle too easily.
- Dena Tiller: What makes a man do what you do?
- Nigel Halsey: I think of our mission as a way of giving joy to others, my darling.
- Dena Tiller: Actually, I, um, I really need to know the truth.
- Nigel Halsey: Well, its simple. Fucking is the last resort for a man who feals impotent.
- Luther Fox: I don't know why they call them outstanding checks... as if not being paid is somehow a good thing.
- Tobias Alcott: My wife thinks it's wonderful. But she's my wife and and you can never trust a value system where true love is involved.
- Nigel Halsey: All these rich bitches want is some companionship... .and sex. We're like cocker spaniels with hard-ons.
- Byron: I'll keep that image in mind.
- Nigel Halsey: Good.