Big Fat Liar (2002)

Sandra Oh: Phyllis Caldwell

Quotes 

• Jason Sheperd : As much as I wanted to write my paper, I mean I really really wanted to write my paper I couldn't and it's because I spent all last night in Greenbury General Emergancy room. See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It'd my dad's favorite and he was so excited he accidently swallowed one whole. It was awful. He started choking, his face turned purple.The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the ER. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got.

  Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell : You are lying through your teeth, you little demon.

• Jason Sheperd : Mrs. Caldwell... Can I call you Phyllis?

  Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell : No.

• Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell : You have two choices: summer school or... summer school.