- Jim Ross: This is quite the auspicious way to start off this tournament to determine a new WWF champion. Duane Gill, a uh... perennial preliminary competitor... has been hand-selected by the owner of this company to face Mankind in this 1st round match-up.
- Jim Ross: I don't think Duane's quite used to getting pyro.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: He's got pyro and it scared him!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: [after Mankind beats Gill in less than 30 seconds] Was that a real match?
- Jim Ross: Sure as heck was.
- Jim Ross: [taken aback] Well, I'm not uh... he's got a video! McMahon has had an entrance video made for Duane Gill - who has spent more time on the canvas than Rembrandt.