Johnny Virus (2005)

Mark Kiely: Johnny Virus

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Johnny Virus : This story takes place in the quarry. It never happened. Some gutter rat just made the whole thing up. It's about the Chicago Underworld gone mad, all because some lunatic fuck got greedy. Pointed bullets in the face of some kiss-my-ring murderer. Dime store fiction at its best. My name is Johnny Virus. How do I fit into all of this? I'm just some dime store fiction gumba that got a rat made of 'im - come by for your entertainment. Hope you have a good time.

• Johnny Virus : Just in case you're thinkin' the saw ain't gonna start...

  [freeze frame, sound of roaring saw] 

• Johnny Virus : Every gumba knows that four of their kind riding in the same car in the middle of the night,

  [chuckles] 

  Johnny Virus : especially when one's in his underwear, it's a one-way ticket to a shallow grave. It's called being taken for a ride.

• [last lines] 

  Johnny Virus : My old man did time in the slammer with Al Capone. This was before Capone's brain was fried from stickin' his prick into too may skirts. Hell, how'd you do it, my old man asked. How did you take over Chicago? Capone smiled and said, it's simple, the best liar wins.

• Johnny Virus : [tied to a chair in a dark room]  This takes balls, and I got 'em. It's your move...