Lovely & Amazing (2001)

Branden Williams: Teenage Boy

Quotes 

• Teenage Boy : [entering photo store]  Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?

  Jordan : Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?

  Teenage Boy : Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."

  Jordan : Fuck you.

  Teenage Boy : Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"

  Jordan : Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!

  Other Teenage Boy : Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?

  Jordan : I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.