Lovely & Amazing (2001)
Jake Gyllenhaal: Jordan
Photos
Quotes
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Michelle Marks : Hi. I'd like to apply for the job.
Jordan : [laughs] No way.
Michelle Marks : Why not?
Jordan : You look like my mom.
Michelle Marks : [pause] If I haven't developed pictures before, will somebody train me?
Jordan : I will.
Michelle Marks : Don't look at me like that. You just said I look like your mom.
Jordan : My mom's cute.
Michelle Marks : [pause] Can I have this job or not? Who do I have to talk to?
Jordan : My dad owns this place. Aren't you going to give me a smile or something?
[pause]
Jordan : If I'm gonna give you the job...
[Michelle smiles halfheartedly]
Jordan : You're hired.
Michelle Marks : Thanks.
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Teenage Boy : [entering photo store] Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?
Jordan : Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?
Teenage Boy : Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."
Jordan : Fuck you.
Teenage Boy : Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"
Jordan : Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!
Other Teenage Boy : Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?
Jordan : I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.
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Jordan : Do you have alot of friends?
Michelle Marks : No, actually I think people are too self-involved.
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Bartender : I need to see some ID.
Michelle Marks : Oh, he's 22, I'll vouch for him.
Bartender : [to Jordan] When were you born?
Jordan : Uh... 1947.