Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Matt Friedman: Bird
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Quotes
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Dwight Hartman : Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
Little Bird : Fuck off, four eyes.
Dwight Hartman : H... h... I beg your pardon?
Little Bird : I said: "Fuck off... four eyes"
Dwight Hartman : You know, I oughta kick your ass!
Shorty Meeks : Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi little birdy... Polly want a cracker?
Little Bird : Polly want your momma's sweet ass.
Shorty Meeks : ...what did Polly say to me?
Little Bird : I said: "Polly wants your momma's... sweet ass".
Shorty Meeks : You don't be talking 'bout my momma son, you don't know my momma son!
Little Bird : Yeah, I know your momma, I fucked her last night.
Shorty Meeks : You want beef? I'll fuck you up!
Little Bird : Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking.
Shorty Meeks : Aw no fuck this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, ya'll. Hold my tooth son.
Little Bird : Yeah come on bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me? Come on, bring it on!
Shorty Meeks : What you hardcore? Gimme somethin'!
Little Bird : Lemme outta here, come on pussy. Lemme outta here, I'll fuck you up!
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Little Bird : [to the dead Alex] You are the weakest link! Goodbye.
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Cindy Campbell : [Sees the parrot] Hi little guy, look at you!
Little Bird : Little? I'm not little, I'm hung like a bull lady! Check it out, you ever seen a bird get this big? Too much for ya, huh baby?
Cindy Campbell : Yeah...
Little Bird : Alright well step off then sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love!
Cindy Campbell : K...
[Walks away]
Little Bird : Fuckin tease.
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Cindy Campbell : We're all gonna die!
Little Bird : Oh no, the rocket scientist! You're fucked!