All the Queen's Men (2001)

Eddie Izzard: Tony

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Quotes 

• Franz : [hugging Tony on bed]  I learned to adapt. I even have sex with women.

  Tony Parker : Women? How many women?

  Franz : 10 or 12.

  Tony Parker : [stops hugging]  10 or 12?

  Franz : I had to make it convincing. It's been seven years.

  Tony Parker : Eight is convincing, 12 is enjoying it.

  Franz : I was thinking of you every time.

  Tony Parker : Oh, yes, how did you ever stop from shouting my name?

• Tony Parker : Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.

• Johnno : [whispering to Parker, watching O'Rourke write a note to Romy]  Didn't he tell us not to put anything in writing?

  Tony Parker : Don't you get it? He's never gonna see her again.

• [In the club for men "leaning to starboard" - i.e. a gay club - where the team first meets Tony Parker] 

  Tony Parker : [Referring to Mr Johnson being plied with drinks and cigarettes by other patrons]  He seems very at home...

  Aitken : He went to Eton.

• Franz : Don't insult my friend, he is be-sexual, right?

  [Frans is German] 

  Tony Parker : Right. I have sex with bees.

  Franz : I never understand why you go around with queens.

  Tony Parker : Well, they're bigger than bees.

• Johnno : [upon seeing O'Rourke walk into the room, covered in mud and sewage]  Holy moly.

  Tony Parker : I didn't know we had to DRESS for dinner.