Quotes
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Cindy : Woah. He does not look like a good guy.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother : Of course not, he's the Wedding Warlock.
[Dark music plays]
Cindy : The Wedding Warlock.
[Dark music plays]
Fred the Fairy Godbrother : Yeah, didn't you hear me?
Cindy : Yeah. I just wanted to see if the music would play when i said...
Cindy , Fred the Fairy Godbrother : Wedding Warlock!
[Dark music plays]
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Fred the Fairy Godbrother : I've gotta help Cindy, but I've run out of ideas! I wish I had the answer.
[sees well]
Fred the Fairy Godbrother : Oh, a wishing well, how convient. I wish for a ham and bologna sandwich.
Wishing Well : I wish for a ham sandwich.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother : Hmm, no bologna, but great accustics. Freduardo F. G. Bartholomew is the greatest fairy godbrother in all the land!
Wishing Well : Bologna.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother : I wish for a wishing well that wasn't so judgemental!
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Fred the Fairy Godbrother : [after a spell fails] Hmm, batteries must be dead.