To anyone else who has seen this thing(i refuse to label it a movie-because movies have plots) I am truly sorry. A group of men sitting in a locker room talking about nothing-thats it. Not one scene takes place outside of the damn locker room. No action, no drama, no suspense, and certainly no sign of any humor(although Gary Burghof aka Radar from MASH is a pretty funny joke.) The worst part is the cover of the movie box has a closeup of a nice big pair of breasts-leading me to believe that I would see those same big jugs at some point-but no just men sitting in a locker room. One of my top 5 worst things ever watched based purely off of the mind numbing boredom I experienced. Garbage-but I laughed at it because it was so horrible-so I guess I got some joy out of it. Yuk!
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This "thing"... is just awful.
rashka-vizla15 October 2015
I call it a "thing" because I'm not sure what it is. It's not really a movie or a TV pilot. It's more like a Saturday Afternoon Special aimed at middle-aged, uninteresting suburban men. Basically, a bunch of loser guys hang out at a spa and vent their non-issues about their lives or lack thereof. Really boring sh*t. It also looks like it was shot on some leftover equipment from a porno with a possibly better budget. I had to watch this in film class (University of Miami) because the professor had some hand in producing it and thought it was awesome. It's not, it just plain sucks. The good news is I don't think this "thing" will get any replay time anywhere, unless that guy is still teaching film somewhere.
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