Yes, Dear (2000–2006)

Brendon Baerg: Logan Hughes, Logan

Quotes 

• Logan Hughes : Why do we have to take a bath? We're not dirty.

  Christine Hughes : Logan, in the last hour I've seen you stick your finger up three different nostrils.

• Realtor : Hey kids, I'll give you a nickel for every roach you squash.

  Logan Hughes : [later on]  Aunt Kim, could you tell Emily to stop eating bugs? She just cost us 15 cents.

• Christine Hughes : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you guys clean up your toys in there?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : No.

  Christine Hughes : Well, go back in there and pick 'em up. You want your mom to trip on a Power Ranger again and break her other ankle?

  Logan Hughes : No, we're sorry.

  Kim Warner : Christine, you broke your ankle trying on slutty shoes at the mall.

  Christine Hughes : Shh! Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp isn't going to keep their room clean for the next six to eight weeks.

• Logan Hughes : I'm not wearing any of Dominic's old clothes

  Jimmy Hughes : Now you're being picky? The last three mornings I had to make you spit out Dominic's gum.