Yes, Dear (2000–2006)
Joel Homan: Dominic Hughes
Quotes
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Dominic Hughes [#2] : Can I have some coffee so I don't fall asleep in school again?
Jimmy Hughes : Dominic, you are six years old, you can't have coffee. Here, drink these Mountain Dews.
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Kim Warner : How is the practice date going?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : She won't even let me get things started
Kim Warner : [to Christine] I'll bet no one who's been on a first date with you has ever said that.
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Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.
Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.
Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.
Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!
[Runs out]
Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?
Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'
[Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him]
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Kim Warner : I never would've thought of such a... natural method of toilet training.
Christine Hughes : Well, it worked so well for Dominic, he picked it up in no time.
Dominic Hughes [#2] : I had to learn in the snow.
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Christine Hughes : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you guys clean up your toys in there?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : No.
Christine Hughes : Well, go back in there and pick 'em up. You want your mom to trip on a Power Ranger again and break her other ankle?
Logan Hughes : No, we're sorry.
Kim Warner : Christine, you broke your ankle trying on slutty shoes at the mall.
Christine Hughes : Shh! Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp isn't going to keep their room clean for the next six to eight weeks.
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Jimmy Hughes : What's more important to you, playing the game or winning the dog?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : I want the dog.
Jimmy Hughes : Give me the hammer.