Yes, Dear (2000–2006)
Jean Louisa Kelly: Kim Warner
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Quotes
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Greg Warner : Where's Sammy?
Kim Warner : Up in the room with Dominic and Logan.
Greg Warner : Really?
Kim Warner : They asked for three sheets and shut the door. Either they're playing ghosts, building a fort or having a clan meeting.
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Christine Hughes : [hands Kim a blender] Here, have your Daquiri maker back.
Kim Warner : Why, doesn't it work?
Christine Hughes : Well, yeah, it works just fine, but... do you remember yesterday?
Kim Warner : Yes.
Christine Hughes : I don't.
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Gloria : [Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo?
Kim Warner : No, I don't believe I have.
Gloria : Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou.
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Kim Warner : How is the practice date going?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : She won't even let me get things started
Kim Warner : [to Christine] I'll bet no one who's been on a first date with you has ever said that.
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Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting] You had sex in our bed?
Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.
Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.
Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!
Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.
Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.
Christine Hughes : [Smirking] Well, God's name did come up at the end.
Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.
Greg Warner : On my desk too?
Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking] Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.
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Kim Warner : [following a night of unusually good sex] It was amazing... all the screaming...
Greg Warner : Yeah... I just hope I didn't wake Sammy.
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Kim Warner : I never would've thought of such a... natural method of toilet training.
Christine Hughes : Well, it worked so well for Dominic, he picked it up in no time.
Dominic Hughes [#2] : I had to learn in the snow.
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Grandma Nan : [to Greg] You were always my favorite, Jimmy.
Kim Warner : No, Grandma Nan, that's Greg.
Grandma Nan : Greg who?
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Kim Warner : Sammy, why do you keep on scratching your head?
Jimmy Hughes : Maybe he's perplexed... What? That's a word, right?
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Christine Hughes : Hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you guys clean up your toys in there?
Dominic Hughes [#2] : No.
Christine Hughes : Well, go back in there and pick 'em up. You want your mom to trip on a Power Ranger again and break her other ankle?
Logan Hughes : No, we're sorry.
Kim Warner : Christine, you broke your ankle trying on slutty shoes at the mall.
Christine Hughes : Shh! Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp isn't going to keep their room clean for the next six to eight weeks.
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Christine Hughes : I don't like hitting my kids. What are we Bill Cosby.
Kim Warner : Bill Cosby didn't spank his kids.
Christine Hughes : Who am I thinking of?
Greg Warner : Bing Crosby.
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Greg Warner : [Greg and Kim developed a roll of film that had nude pictures of Jimmy and Christine] There were a lot of things I hoped I'd never see and three of them are hanging from Jimmy.
[Smiling]
Greg Warner : Christine did look good though.
Kim Warner : [Looking at Greg] Shut up!
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Greg Warner : Hey, what's up?
Kim Warner : Nothing. Just thinking of names for Jimmy's boat.
Greg Warner : How about the S.S. Jimmy's An Idiot?
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Kim Warner : Every time something goes wrong at work do you want me to put on the Batman cape and fly into town because they upset my Greggy?
Greg Warner : Actually Batman can't fly.
Kim Warner : Is that really important?
Greg Warner : It is to the citizens of Gotham.
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Kim Warner : How's Emily?
Greg Warner : Sleeping like a 'Jimmy'.
Kim Warner : In that case, she's sprawled on her back with one hand down her diaper.
Greg Warner : Yeah, in a bed that belongs to us.
