Yes, Dear (2000–2006)

Trace Adkins: Curtis

Quotes 

• Greg Warner : So, Curtis; you went to college?

  Curtis : Yeah, for about a year and a half; then the money ran out so I went to ask my mom for money and that's how I wound up in jail.

  Greg Warner : It's not a crime to ask your mother for money for college.

  Curtis : It is if your mother is a bank teller and you're holding a gun on her while asking.