Kill Me Later (2001)

Max Beesley: Charlie Anders

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• Charlie Anders : You shouldn't smoke, you know, it'll kill ya.

  Shawn Holloway : You're kidding, right?

  Charlie Anders : Sorry.

• Billy : It's like you said all she wanted was the money... I didn't mean shit to her.

  Charlie Anders : She was just the wrong girl Billy...

  Billy : No, you were right. women are bad, masturbating's good.

  Charlie Anders : No... masturbating's lonely, Bill.

• Charlie Anders : Listen, if you weren't standing up on the roof like a signpost, we wouldn't be in this shit. My mate's been shot. He could be dead. You're a fucking menace, right? I should really kill you.

  Shawn Holloway : You're right. Well, come on. I haven't got all day.

• Charlie Anders : We're gonna have to jump.

  Shawn Holloway : I feel sick.

  Charlie Anders : We'll have sharpshooters around us any minute now.

  Shawn Holloway : I'm not jumping.

  Charlie Anders : Hold on. Just a minute ago, you were gonna jump thirteen floors. What's the difference?

  Shawn Holloway : Well, that's different. Then I was gonna die for sure. Now I'm probably just gonna break my neck or my legs, and become a quadriplegic, and then what if...

  Charlie Anders : What if you? What if you? What if you? What if you actually make it, and we get away from here? Jesus, are you always such a downer? No wonder you want to kill yourself.

• Shawn Holloway : You made a deal!

  Charlie Anders : So sue me. I'm a thief.