Saving Silverman (2001)

Jason Biggs: Darren

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Quotes 

• [Darren has refused to stop seeing his friends or quit the band] 

  Judith : Ok, then. No more sex!

  Darren : What?

  Judith : You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!

  [Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off] 

  Judith : Don't *make me* take away your masturbation privileges!

• Darren : I don't think I'm gonna be real comfortable with these things on my nipples.

  Wayne : I can put 'em on your balls.

  Darren : The nipples are fine. Nipples work.

• Darren : I don't have much time, guys. I have to go home and wax Judith's legs.

• J.D. : Maybe she's a herm.

  Darren : A what?

  J.D. : Ya know, a herm. A little puss, little dick.

• Darren : Hi, I'm Darren.

  [Judith looks confused and unimpressed] 

  Darren : Darren. My friend said you wanted to meet me.

  Judith : He lied.

  Darren : Haha, that's a good one.

  Judith : No, seriously. I don't want to meet you.

• Darren : You're a lot stronger then you were in high school.

  Sandy : Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.

• Darren : I love you too, Judith.

  Sandy : Judith?

• Wayne : [when Darren is mourning]  You promised Sandy you'd be there. You gave her your word.

  Darren : I didn't even talk to her.

  Wayne : O.K. I gave her your word.

  Darren : Come on Wayne. When are you gonna forget about the idea that i'll go out with Sandy?

  Wayne : When you go out with Sandy.