- Marci Kornbalm: All rats want to do is eat, run on the treadmill... and mate.
- Summer Weingarten: What?
- Marci Kornbalm: Which... which, when you get down to it, Summer, doesn't make them much different than most guys. Most high school guys, anyway. So, we keep feeding them and keep them busy and that will keep their mind off the mating aspect of the situation.
- [Spike & Scooter start sniffing the girls]
- Marci Kornbalm: Um, you better go get some nachos - a double order - extra cheese.
- Marci Kornbalm: [as Jennifer first lays eyes on the 'rat-boys' over her her lunch in the mall food court] I always thought Jennifer would lose her cheeseburger to a rat. I just never thought it would be in public!
- Summer Weingarten: Oh... You are so right about all those strange things happening to us, Marci... Don't you think it's strange that you would tell Jennifer that we have dates tonight? When she so knows we don't? And she is so going to be telling everyone that you said we did? And everyone is so going to be laughing at us tonight?... I'm not even going to go!