Coupling (2000–2004)

Richard Mylan: Oliver Morris

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Quotes 

• Tamsin : So are you seeing anyone?

  Oliver Morris : Well, no. I guess it's a bit too soon for all that. For both of us really, isn't it?

  [pause] 

  Oliver Morris : *Isn't it?*

  Tamsin : It's been a year...

  Oliver Morris : Well, no we only spli...

  Tamsin : ...since we had sex...

  Oliver Morris : Well actually it's been just under a...

  Tamsin : ...both of us successfully.

  Oliver Morris : Okay.

• [Oliver gets out of the elevator, and decides to check himself out in the mirror. The sweater he is wearing to cover his nipples says "Bring Back Doctor Who."] 

  Oliver Morris : Shit!

  [Oliver takes the sweater off and throws it in the elevator. He touches his chest, and realises he's half naked. He tries to open the lift doors without success. Behind him, the door opens. He looks around, covering his nipples] 

  Jane : Hello, Oliver.

  Oliver Morris : Hello, Jane.

  Jane : Well, you found the place all right, then.

  Oliver Morris : [trying to sound macho]  Yeah. No problem. Cool.

  [pause] 

  Jane : Oliver.

  Oliver Morris : Yes, Jane?

  [pause] 

  Jane : Is there something you want to tell me?

  [pause] 

  Oliver Morris : I have miniature erections.