Three Men in a Tub (1938)
Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer: Alfalfa
Quotes
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Spanky : Say, Alfalfa, quit worryin' about Darla. We'll have a better time without her.
Alfalfa : I'm not worried, I'm *mad.*
Spanky : Maybe she won't come to the picnic.
Porky : Maybe.
Alfalfa : That's just why I'm mad. Every time I wanna take her out, she's always gotta stay home and take care of the baby. It's enough to ruin a man's appetite.
Porky : Yeah.
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Alfalfa : [he sees Darla on the lake, riding in a motorboat with Waldo] After all I've done for her, she let me down for a man with a yacht. A speed man. Ohhhhh.
Spanky : Don't let it get ya, pal. You'll win her back.
Alfalfa : [on the verge of tears] Do ya think so?
Spanky : Sure, it's a cinch.
Alfalfa : How?
Spanky : I tell ya. You give that guy some, uh, com-, com-, competition.
Alfalfa : [suddenly incensed] Why, I wouldn't give that guy anything!