Bibleman (1995– )

Marc Wayne: Coats

Quotes 

• U.N.I.C.E. : You have trouble giving credit where it's due! Your mouth is bigger than your head.

  Coats : Oh, now wait a minute! That's not fair. My head is *way* bigger!

  U.N.I.C.E. : I concur.

  Coats : [realizes he's been tricked]  No, wait a minute! I DON'T MEAN THAT! I...!

• Miles Peterson : What's the one common factor between that little girl and me?

  Coats : You're both short?

  Miles Peterson : Besides that... If we trust our feelings at the moment, then we can be tricked. That's what happened to Kyla and me... Well, we've got work to do.

  Coats : *We?*

  Miles Peterson : Well, if you want me to have all the fun...

  Coats : No, I'm there.

• Coats : [to the villains]  ... Don't you guys ever get tired of losing?

  Shadow of Doubt (Brian Lemmons) : ...It's just a game, Bibleman!

  Bibleman : Oh, I'm so sure! It's always just fun and games until someone loses an eternity. And you're about to. Then we'll REALLY be "Without a Doubt!"